The Tale of Gingerbread Mao and the Quest to Find the Christmas Fairy

 ►name: daimaoislove

►title: The Tale of Gingerbread Mao and the Quest to Find the Christmas Fairy

►genre: crack/humor

►rating: R (for language and adult themes)

►word count: 12,171

►warnings: This story is ridiculously random and weird. Oh, and beware of bad cookie humor. Approach with caution…you have been warned >.>

►summary: Kyousuke accidentally makes a wish that he’ll soon regret, leaving him and his boyfriend, Daisuke, with no other choice but to go on the cookie adventure of a lifetime. Cats and garbage cans never seemed so menacing! Buckle your seatbelts for this one folks, ‘cause you’ll be flying, climbing, and fighting your way through some crazy obstacles with Daichan and Mao!

►author’s notes: My original ideas, I don’t own the characters, yada yada…enjoy the read??

The Tale of Gingerbread Mao and the Quest to Find the Christmas Fairy

It was Christmas Eve and Daisuke was putting the finishing touches on his freshly baked gingerbread men when he heard the front door to his apartment open. He placed one more M&M button on the last cookie before heading toward the living room where the crackling sound of paper bags steered him toward his flustered boyfriend. Said boyfriend almost didn’t notice Daisuke approaching, but became startled and yelped girlishly when he caught sight of him, almost dropping the odd-looking figurine he was carrying in his hands.

Daisuke laughed at his lover’s antics. “So you were out shopping after all…I thought we agreed that we weren’t exchanging Christmas gifts this year,” he chided lightheartedly, eyeing the hideous porcelain—what was that, a fairy?—that Kyousuke was holding onto.

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